Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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