new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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