he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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