Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The power of my boobs compel you
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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