just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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