Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Randomize
