Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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