So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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