Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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