i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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