I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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