i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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