My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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