I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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