i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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