My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
bring money and cleavage
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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