she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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