your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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