we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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