Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
i think im in europe. pls send help
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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