Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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