My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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