Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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