Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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