Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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