Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
you are never too drunk for berry picking
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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