thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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