I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
you never un-have a 4some
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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