i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Too much gin, very little bucket
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
