You work out of a Hotel?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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