omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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