I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
God, you're like boner-b-gone
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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