Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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