Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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