The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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