There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
bring money and cleavage
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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