i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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