i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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