Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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