Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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