Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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