Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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