So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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