I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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