Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
