I've blown a few things in my day
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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