its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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