This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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