And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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