"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Drunk is a universal language darling
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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