I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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