I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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