The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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