Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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