Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
