why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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