yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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