On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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