i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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